Candi
candi is just pretty
woah, did you see candi she looked good!
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sweet s-ssy and innocent, underneath is a wild little girlie dying to get out, always honest and will tell it you
candi and candy-the same thing
a care giver at heart. hard working, trustworthy, reliable, comp-ssionate person. loves life, friends and family. will do anything for a person in need. awesome friend and easy to get along with.
she was such a candis. i loved her.
a manipulative person in the popular game maplestory. goes by the name sugarbaiis, mrselite, thisiscandi, nutroll, foxykiwi. a candi like person will lie and say they love you and respect you only to get a personal gain.
not every candi is sweet on the inside.
this a s-xual chokehold position where the man is penetrating the woman in the doggy style position and cuts off blood circulation at the woman’s neck while she climaxes. candi is a generic name for a promiscuous woman or stripper and are often adventurous in their s-xual escapades.
that girl i went on a blind date with was a freak in the bed. she asked me to give her a candi and she almost p-ssed out!
a trashy, short, big eyed, wh-r- from fort mill, south carolina. known for spreading her rather fat thighs for just about anyone: blacks, whites, mexicans and even your boyfriend or husband. she was born and raised in a trailer between two little towns so that everyone got a little piece. her daily events include: ruining others relationships, f-cking, hitting up the clinics, taking care of her yeast infections, drinking and f-cking some more. candi lost her virginity by the fifth grade before s-x e.d. was given and was a professional homewrecker by the time she graduated high school. although it wasn’t on time, it didn’t stop her from going on with her homewrecking, piece of sh-t life! currently she is living with multiple abortions, huge hips and f-cking her boss with a wife and kids and doesn’t even care the slightest! (thats the grade a homewrecker in her- you dont learn that in school!) the future isn’t look so good for candi it includes: smokers voice, leather skin, being fat, divorced and poor. but hey prost-tution is always legal in vegas!
you are in a relationship or marriage and a wh-r- named candi comes and screws it over and f-cks your boyfriend or husband.
a totally awesome chick at work who strives to be a killer pool player and one day convert her garage into a chikland.
wow look at that candi, shes so good at pool.
the same word as ‘candy’ (the things you eat), except spelt in a way “cute girls” would use
heyy babi, do u want sum candi?
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