Candice Dietman Hesketh
hottest girl in the world…. ever…
currently going out with james hater… 🙁
i love her.
“i love candi because she is the fittest, hottest, funniest, girl in the world.”
“im in love with her, but she’s going out with some tw-t called james hater.”
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