Candied Button
when you put honey on your d-ckhead, cover it with pop rocks, and shove it into the available -n-s all while yelling ‘do you know the m-ffin man?’.
“have you ever had a candied b-tton?”
“only in prison…”
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when you put honey on your d-ckhead, cover it with pop rocks, and shove it into the available -n-s all while yelling ‘do you know the m-ffin man?’.
“have you ever had a candied b-tton?”
“only in prison…”
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