candle asshole
those people who have a closet full of seasonal candles and yet they go to major candle retailers every month and spend an -ss load on more candles. they also say things like “you are supposed to sniff the lid, not the wax.” they also think there is a right way and a wrong way to burn a candle.
“i have a dilemma, i want to buy a bunch of fall candles but i don’t want to be one of those candle -ssholes…”
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