candle condom
the act of poring hot wax over an erected p-n-s thus waiting 5 min for the wax to dry to make a candle condom. an easy way to save money and f-ck hoes, plus you get some hot s-x.
“do you have a condom?!”- the hoe
“no i do not hoe, but i got a hot candle to make me a candle condom”- you
“i like when my tw-t is hot”- the hoe
“good because im going to tear it up with my candle condom!”- you
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