candle girl
a girl who lights candles before she m-st-rb-t-s, thus making each time a special occasion. usually m-st-rb-t-s weekly or so and uses mood music.
she’s such a candle girl she never m-st-rb-t-s and when she does she turns on barry white and lights candles.
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