Candle Monster
noun; the image of an uninviting face on / in a used candle.
the image usually appears in / on a candle after its initial lighting; much like the images of jesus or mother teresa. sighting one of these images is commonly considered one of the nine signs that bad karma is upon you. maharaja – tugnma’puda is the first to doc-ment the discovery of a candle monster. tugnma’puda’s life was cut short not long after noticing the image of a monstrous face in the side of one of his beloved sacramental candles. those who discover a candle monster are urged to disgard of the candle as soon as possible. allowing the candle to burn completely seals the negative karma with the origional finder.
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