Candlenuts
when a girl performing f-ll-t– leads the lucky man to think she will swallow like a champ, but at the moment before mangasm wimps out, and simply holds the shaft while watching the fireworks.
the man is left with his man-batter dripping from the tip down onto his b-lls; resembling the pattern of a burning candle’s melted wax.
-i thought this hoodrat would swallow my pump-sp-nk, but she wasn’t in-it to win-it and i was left with a case of candlenuts.
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