Candy Boyfriend


the sweetest most loveable boyfriend a girl can ever acquire. if you can get a yumma candy boyfriend, it means your pretty much the best thing to ever walk this earth. see “candy wife”
me: “my boyfriends soo yummy!”
you: “ew”

me:”noooo he’s a candy boyfriend!”
you: “oh. your so cool and lucky!”

Read Also:

  • can i have fries with that

    commomnly said at a drive thru resturant. but in other terms used to scream threw dorm room vents to other visitors at a track/polevaulting camp to disturb the peace at 2 o’clock in the morning “can i have fries with that shake.”

  • caryville

    h-ll whole worst place ono earth to be.. everyt-tme this word is said…u want to kill yourself..i wud know… 1st person:omg u live in caryville?? 2nd person:gun—>head—->pow—>floor

  • cap a pop in yo ass

    a variation of “pop a cap in yo -ss”. said by a vending machine in a simpsons episode prior to firing several cans of pop at bart. -bart attacks the vending machine- vending machine: yo, i’m gonna cap a pop in yo -ss!

  • Captain Tight Pants

    aka captain malcolm “mal” reynolds of the vessel serenity. known for being particularly dour, with a harsh sense of humour. although he finds it difficult to open up, it’s obvious that he’s a good guy beneath it all. portrayed by nathan fillion on the now-cancelled sci-fi show firefly which lasted just one season on fox […]

  • Car Disco

    driving some cars to an open sp-ce, opening all your windows/doors, switching on headlights/indicators, turning up the radio and dancing along to the synchronised beat outside at night. guy number 1: i’m bored, man, what shall we do? guy number 2: let’s go pick up steve and have a car disco. guy number 1: f-ck […]


Disclaimer: Candy Boyfriend definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.