candy cane dandruff
excessive bits, shards, and particles of candy dust that result from the process of unwrapping a new and pristine or broken-in-the-wrapper candy cane. the release of said particles is perpetuated by the additional cracking and/or further breakage of said candy cane.
melissa: did you see robert today? his shirt’s covered with so much dandruff! doesn’t he ever wash his hair?!
sue anne: silly melissa! ((eye roll inserted here)) that’s not head dandruff. robert’s on a candy cane binge. all those boxes he got on clearance sale after christmas… those white flakes and dust all over his shirt and desk is candy cane dandruff.
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