Candy Canus
the act sticking a candy cane in your girls -ss and using the hooked end to stimulate her cl-torus.
you should have heard her scream when i gave her the candy c-n-s !
she sure had a merry christmas from that candy c-n-s !
old saint nick gave her the candy c-n-s.
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