Candy Crush Foot Jerk
when you’re chillin with your girl and she’s busy playing candy crush saga, but you want to bust a nut. she can’t have s-x because she’s focused on the game and her hands aren’t available to jerk you off, so she gives you a foot job while playing candy crush.
“i was watching the football game last night at the house and my girl was busy playing candy crush saga. not only did she not talk to me for most of the game which is great, but she gave me a candy crush foot jerk…she’s definitely marriage material.”
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