Candybag Jackhammer
verb.
the s-xual act of one person defecating into a condom and repeatedly hitting someone with said condom until it breaks.
mike: did you hear what happened to steve?
john: no, what?
mike: he was on ecstacy or something and some chick gave him a candybag jackhammer.
john: jesus! what’s wrong with him?!
mike: the drugs.
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