candyland
the best d-mn game in the world!
let’s get drunk off cheap wine and play some candyland.
a slavery plantation owned by a very racist leonardo dicaprio, as seen in the movie “django unchained”.
“i just got me a fine black woman from candyland.”
the miracle land where all types of candy can be found. some items are even made of candy. this candy can be the sweet, made of sugar kind, or the mind-f-cking, only found in some parts of mexico kind.
guy 1: dude, i went to frickin’ candy land last night.
guy 2: holy cr-p bro, how was it?
guy 1: totally trippy!
fun games that you play with your partner…
1. i was playing candy land with my girlfriend, and she went to peppermint forest with her tongue.
2. i stuck my c-ck in her -ss and got mol-sses swamp.
3. last night i was with my gf and her and i went to candy land and i got all her sweets.
well to be put simple, its a h-ll of a game. many people wonder about the exact definition of it, but it is one thing that will never fully be understood.
ex:
parker: hey i heard you were going to play candyland this weekend?!
jenni: yeah i was, but i am still a little sore form the last game!
anything that happens when a member of the opposite s-x that is at least 3 years older than you comes over to your house when no one is home. can be anything from sitting and talking, making out, or anything s-xual.
carol: what happened when jake was over?
emma: we played candyland!
carol: nice!
the most hardcore drinking game ever. you take the kids game and make rules to go along with the color cards you draw. red=rule green=rhyme orange=catagory blue=guys drink purple=girls drink yellow=you drink double cards=you take two then follow the color rule character card=chug the rest of your open drink.
we played candyland and joey threw up all over my wall.
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