Candytarian
candytarian: noun. used to describe a person who labels themself as a vegetarian, but actually only eats candy and carbs. candytarians strictly prohibit vegetables.
omg, that girl is a vegetarian but she’s fat anyways… she must be a candytarian.
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the s-xual act of a man covering his p-n-s in frosting and pop rocks then commencing to receive oral from the female. quite stimulating for both partners. keith: “bro, sarah candy volcanoes like n-bodys business!”
- cane-breaker
known to when a girl twerks on a senior guys junk. during this horrid situation, she then opens the b-tt flap in the back of the onsey and slaps his junk furiously with her cheaks. “gee-whiz,your bootycheaks flap faster than my back flab when im in the hot tub! this chick is a splendid cane-breaker!”
- caninopathic
a dog that is unpredictably or usually vicious with other dogs, but gets along well with people. this is a trait common to many terriers. don’t let your dog get too close to scruffy; he may look cute and friendly, but he can snap as soon as he’s close enough; he’s caninopathic.
- Caniversary
the celebatory date that you got a much antic-p-ted severence package from a job you hated or were planning to leave anyway. “i thought i’d pick up some champagne and a cigar to celebrate my caniversary – one year ago today!” said terry. “screw you- i still can’t believe you got 18 months salary to […]
- Captain Morgan'd
the act of putting your b-lls in someones face unexpectedly while they or bent over; or putting your b-lls in a random person face while shopping trying not to get noticed timmy just got captain morgan’d by jeremy while picking up his keys up from the ground