canhopjumpbeansjacktrampoline


a new official sport that combines the dead baby leg can-can, hopscotch, jumprope, jumping beans, jumping jacks, and trampoline.

this sport can be made various ways, but is most effective when used with baby legs and/or unborn fetus legs.

see baby legs, fetus, cancancanyoudothecancan, and abortion fun.
man, can that fetus ever canhopjumpbeansjacktrampoline! national championship ftw!

d-mn, that baby be ownin’ all them other babies at canhopjumpbeansjacktrampoline homie.

dude, you know how my girl sh-lly got her abortion last week? we’re thinking on entering little unbornia into the canhopjumpbeansjacktrampoline compet-tion. we think she/he/it has what it takes dawg!

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