Canine Shocker
while standing at the edge of the bed, giving it to your wife, the family pooch pulls a sneak attack from behind and joins the party by giving you a doggy rim job. surprisingly, you like it.
last night i was f-cking like ron jeremy, when fido entered the threesome and put me over the top by throwing down the canine shocker.
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