Canine whipped
a household that is run by a pet. specifically a dog. what the dog wants, it gets, and when it wants it. typically the owners do not see the scenario at all and comment on their “wonderful pet”. outsiders and friends though can see the caos and true pecking order.
friend says “man you are canine whipped”. similar term used for girlfriends and wives.
examples for being “canine whipped” can include:
get up multiple times in night to let dog out.
dog will not come to you when you call it.
dog sits in middle of road ignoring cars
dog jumps out car window while car is moving
have to drive car around road to exhaust dog so can catch it when it stands still
relaxing walk with friend and dogs ends in running and yelling match to try and keep dogs under control.
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