canker blossom
an std infested sl-t, a thief of love and innocence.
that canker blossom gave me the scratchies.
once heard at a mid-summer night’s dream, it has become my favorite word. in modern times it can be interpreted as a herpes sore. not a very pleasant sight.
that cankerblossom on her lip told me that she got around.
also:
shne was b eing such a cankerblossom last week when she slept with that one kid at a party.
a “blossom” of pus that comes out when a canker bursts. usually used only in shakespearean plays.
midsummer night’s dream, 3.2.282-284. herm. “o me! you juggler! you cankerblossom!/ you thief of love! what, have you come by night/ and stol’n my love’s heart from him?”
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