Cannibarista


a person trained in the art of preparing and serving pot in a medical marijuana club.
johnny: “i’ll have the double mocha dank”
cannibarista: “how would you like that prepared sir, rolled or bagged, or blended? the blend is especially fresh today, i recommend that”

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