Cannif
cannif is a common last name for weird families that are pale and pasty like gingers. also, cannif could mean a total b-tch who is fat and has a huge b-tt and cow legs. most of these “cannifs” are teachers in the 8th grade :).
“what a total cannif!”
“she’s such a cannif, look at her legs!”
“eww, she’s a teacher in eighth grade, what a cannif.”
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