Cannock Chase High School
commonly known as “the acedemy for our community”, cchs boasts a whopping 11% p-ss rate for their a-level examinations, along with gum-infested underdesks, toilets that have cigarette air fresheners, and a management system similar to that of the zimbabwe economy ministry.
whilst the image of the school is more important to the headteacher (who shares a name with the protagonist of an advertis-m-nt for a certain cleaning product), the place doesn’t seem more appetising to prospective students and parents alike than the rear end of a monkey. if said students should be enforced by their parents to attend, they will be successfully be transformed into rude, chavvy delinquents who will stand less chance of gaining qualifications than a hobo.
university interviewer: “so, where did you graduate from?”
student: “cannock chase high school.”
university interviewer: “lolwut.”
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