cannon


meaning that it is ‘of the story’ or something that could/did actually happen in a story, used by fans and fanfictioners
izzi: gosh, marrie, you really like the harry and ginny pairing for harry potter…
marrie: yeah, but it’s totally cannon.
izzi: i know, i read the seventh book

jen: omg! mcgee and abby are such a cute couple.
dan: and it’s cannon, have you seen the latest ncis episode?
jen: i know, abby totally kissed mcgee’s head!!
in philadelphia this term is used to describe a violent or reckless person.
that youngan is a cannon.
an ambiguous object. possibly:

a) a cigar because one end burns like the fuse on a cannon
b) a blunt (cigar filled with weed) because after you smoke it you’re head is going to explode.
c) any form of firework
d) a p-n-s, cause after you suck it, it explodes in your face
e) a person, because they could blow you to bits in some way (pwn you)
f) the muscles (usually arm) of a person, because cannons are just bigger guns
g) a firearm, preferablly the one you use to kill the person using this ambigous word in front of you. don’t use this word, people will have no clue what you’re talking about.
“what did you just say? cannon?”
1. a blunt (see blunt, l, philly, dutch, etc.) that is large in diameter. a blunt containing 3 or more grams of marijuana can safely be considered a cannon.
roll a cannon
spark the cannon
that cannon killed me man
a firearm, usually a pistol
he took a hard blow to the face before he could draw his cannon.
1. (n.) the future philadelphia flyers captain who blasts anyone in his way, via bruising body checks, fists of fury, or delivers blazing shots and sick nasty deke moves.

2. (v.) to violently blast someone in hockey, possibly breaking their face with sheer awesomeness.

3. (adj.) the quality of awesomeness, all-being, and unstoppable power, drive and determination that will stop at nothing to win and destroy the enemy.
richards is cannon, and the philadelphia flyers are goon squad central. they will cannon fools in the face this year.
another word for b–bs, t-ts, rack, br–sts, etc…
she had huge cannons!

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