canoe-maker
a forensic pathologist who performs autopsies. after the organs are removed from the thoracic and abdominal cavities, what’s left somewhat resembles a canoe.
“gertrude, whose heretofore delicate beauty had ceased to continue living a few hours prior to the arrival of inspector lee xiong ‘rusty’ fong, lay peacefully now among the daffodils and b-tterflies — as well as among abundant evidence of foul play. though inspector fong suspected he knew which wound would prove to be the fatal one — that being the one that put two meters’ distance between gertrude’s fourth and fifth cervical vertebrae — he knew, nonetheless, that this was a case for the canoe-maker, dr. penelope ‘chui’ frankelburger.”
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