canoeing
1. when a joint burns faster on one side. can be quickly remedied by saliva on the finger and well placed tapping.
person:dude, this sh-t is totally canoeing!
person 2:it’s cool, i got it (spits on finger and taps out fast burn).
by scott garrett july 20, 2006
2. the act of being a douche canoe.
p1: you haven’t hung out with me in weeks!
p2: that’s because i don’t like you anymore…
p3: wow, now your canoeing.
when a joint burns faster on one side. can be quickly remedied by saliva on the finger and well placed tapping
person:dude, this sh-t is totally canoeing!
person 2:it’s cool, i got it (spits on finger and taps out fast burn).
when only one side of the joint burns down, this happens when the hash lies at one angle of the spliff.
as above
when a joint burns unevenly due to moisture, the top burning with the bottom remaining unburned. the resulting shape resembles a canoe.
“awww dude, it’s canoeing!”
when you light your blunt and it only burns up on one side
oh my god, its canoeing up the side!
placing the scr-t-m and t-st-c-ls if a man into the eye sockets and shaking your head. if done correctly will result in an erection atop the forehead like a canoe paddle. simular to motor boating a woman’s breast or dragon boating another man’s -n-s.
hey babe, wanna go canoeing this weekend?
lady lays on the floor man sits on her legs either side and either just just jerks off over her or webbing over her. for those that it floats there boat so to speak can throw in a cleveland steamer
also be known for group of men to take turns to canoe.
man , did you see that vid of rich canoeing over kat
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