Canon cop
a canon cop is a person who insists you adhere to the intricate details of a particular intellectual property’s canon when discussing it, writing fanfics about it, ect.
bill: oh, i remember terminator 2, wasn’t that the movie with the robot made out of liquid steel?
mike: excuse me, i believe you mean it was made out of a mimetic polyalloy, and it was no ordinary robot but rather an advanced t-1000 terminator. furthermore-
bill: shut up! n-body cares, you canon cop!
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