Canon to the left of him
1. first used in the late 20th century, this phrase came into popularity along with the genre defining cl-ssic video game: goldeneye. the phrase may be used any time one finds himself losing in any event so frequently and with such repit-tion as to warrant a tactic of flailing insanely whilst spinning and jumping in circles like a madman.
“this is ridiculous, you’ve memorized the resp-wn locations, wait, wait, canon to the left of him, canon to the right of him!”
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