canoozle
verb – to trick, dupe or grift by means of a ruse while acting pleasant, esp. when smiling
i thought she was flirting with me, but it turns out i was being canoozled. she just got me to sign a pet-tion to make ryan gosling president and then took off.
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a canoozle is the small – usually red – tube (used to apply to a hard to reach area or a tiny opening) usually taped to the side of a can of multi-use spray lubricant such as wd40 or pb blaster. a combination of two words – canula and nozzle – the term still applies although the canoozles are now usually part of the spray -ssembly at the top of the can, and not taped to the side of the can, anymore.
“honey, where’s the canoozle for the wd40? i need to spray the front door hinges.”
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