cansurfing
when one takes their laptop into the bathroom and uses the internet while they are sitting on the toilet.
oh d-mn, i have to cr-p, but my friend just got on…time to start cansurfing.
the art of web surfing on a cell phone so as not to get bored while on the toilet.
so i was can surfing yesterday and there was an article on cnn.com about people dropping friends off at the pool…
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