cant

as in the derogatory term for the female genitals. used as an insult. the a can sometimes be lengthened in sound.
fack off you caaaaaaaaaaant!
no longer being able to can.
“i can’t! i am unable to can! i have lost the ability to can!”
1) the act of not being able to complete a given task.

2) the act of not being allowed to do something.
1)
“i can’t get it up.”
“you can’t do eeeeeeeeet!”

2)
“you can’t have s-xual relations with the olsen twins in this state. they’re only 17.”

“here, smoke these drugs. now!”
“i can’t. you’re a cop, and we all know it!”
the indoctrinated sense of inability due to the man keeping one down through the use of the establishment
“we can’t have a peaceful, loving society, we have to fear the terrorists”
an australian variation of the word c-nt when referring to a banker.
those guys at commbank are such a bunch of cants.
it is the cancer of happen. this was originated by charlie sheen in his famous “winning” interview. nike’s slogan is not “just try it” but “just do it.”
jim: “if you say that you can’t do it rupert, then you have cancer.”
rupert: “i just can’t do it jim. i just can’t.”
jim: “rupert, nike’s slogan is not “just try it” it is “just do it,” so just pick yourself up and go out and face your fears and concur them.”
rupert: “thanks jim!”
1. a hybrid of someone who is a c-nt but is also a cool cat. often said with an emphasised australian accept so as to confuse the listener.
2. to not be able to achieve something. often used by the great animated fictional guitarists skwisgaar skwigelf and toki wartooth from the death metal super boy band ‘metalocalypse’. often used to make humour out of scandinavian accents. in fact, one should add an s to every word to create extra humour of a person with a scandinavian accent. your mockery of their struggled pr-nunciation of english will be culturally appreciated as it is a form of correction.
1: me “sometimes i like to wind grammer natzis up just for the h-ll of it. especially when i call them a grammer natzi. that works well.what jobs you got lined up to interview for?”

girl: “haha jesus was a grammar n-z- for a costume party we had. that was pretty great watching people get absolutely offended by that.
teaching jobs, yo.
also the school that i was hoping to hear back from? your friends? never responded! b-st-rds!”

me: “cants.
you’ll have to go in there and meet with them personally.
you should spell it grammer natzi. it’s good bait.”

girl: “oh it sure is
cants?”

2: “i cants gets to plays the granpas guitars nos more!”
or “is you cants be the leads guitarist toki, i ams”.

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