Can’t Beat ‘Em, Join ‘Em Club


a group of -sshole players who join the team that they can’t beat
-notable members of can’t beat ’em, join ’em club:
~ ron artest (metta world peace), signed with the lakers after being eliminated in the second round (2009 playoffs)
~ ray allen, signed with the heat after being eliminated in the conference finals (2012 playoffs)
~ andre iguodala, signed with the warriors after being eliminated in the first round (2013 playoffs)
~ kevin durant, signed with the warriors after being eliminated in the conference finals (2016 playoffs)
~ since lebron james is 2-0 against the heat during 2009-10 season, he is not a member of this club

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