Can’t Cum Ninja Bailout


when your having s-x with a super hot girl that you really like and realize you can’t c-m. so, in order to distract her from this issue you fall over and do an elaborate ninja flip off the bed with hopes diverting her attention away from the fact that you cant c-m and towards your awesome ninja flip.
i was with this super hot girl last night and i couldn’t get off so i had to pull the can’t c-m ninja bailout

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