can’t get a wank in edgeways
when you really fancy a w-nk but you’re preoccupied with doing something else.
for example “i can’t get a w-nk in edgeways, i’ve got loads of work to do”
“i had a busy weekend, i couldn’t get a w-nk in edgeways”
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