Can’t polish a turd
despite your best efforts, there are some things you just can’t fix/improve.
to point out futile attempts to conceal/change the baisc nature of something.
1) joe: danny’s back in town. he lost a bunch of weight, got a nose job, got hair plugs and now wears really flashy clothes but he’s still one ugly motherf-cker.
jim: well, you can’t polish a t-rd.
2) the comb-over hairstyle
no matter how nice someone acts or good someone dresses, it doesn’t change the fact that the person is at that time seen as an -sshole.
scene from californication: protagonist suits up for a trial when daughter walks in.
protagonist: ‘how do i look?’
daughter: ‘you know what they say…can’t polish a t-rd.’
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