Can’t think straight
used on someone who -n-lyses everything in a h-m-s-xual way. can be used on straight and gay, male and female.
john: yo pete, come in the back!
pete: f-ck no you f-cking h-m-!
john: what’s got his d-ck in a twist?
bob: don’t you know? he can’t think straight…he heard “c-m in the back”
john: d-mn…thats a serious case!
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