can’t toot for pootin’


southern term meaning that one cannot accomplish the goal ahead because a similar goal is holding him or her back. “can’t win for losing.”
jim bob: h-ll i wanna start worshin’ them ‘maters but i keep findin’ bugs in them corn i’m tryin’ ta shuck!

jeb: boy you can’t toot for pootin’!

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