cantaloupe
a large round fruit, with a gray, b-mby rind and a delicious orange interior
“today i bought a cantaloupe at food lion”
a s-xy game (usually in public restrooms) involving 2 lesbians, a straight girl, tennis racquets, and listerine.
i’m not very good at cantaloupe.
(n). term for the firm, round, melon-like br–sts of a female.
d-mn. i’d like to check those cantaloupes for ripeness.
a person pr-ne to ill-advised behavior; a dumb-ss, a moron.
“so i drive into this gas station the other day, and what do i see? this complete cantaloupe was pumping gas into a soda bottle while smoking a cigarette.”
your t-st-cl-s, man.
jesus that crazy b-tch kicked me in the cantaloupes, man. i be singin soprano for the next week or so fo shizzles.
when a couple can’t elope and get married; when you can’t run away and get married.
(cant-elope)
ha ha ha
my friends parents cantaloupe.
orange, c-shaped fruit.
elad didn’t want to eat the cantaloupe because he’s a vegetarian.
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