Cantankerous Gnome
this word is just an insult to throw at someone who is being cantankerous. it’s usually followed by a pose with both fists in the air and an angry look on your face. can also be followed by a “gnome like” insult.
“i don’t want to do that, it sounds stupid, i don’t like this, i don’t like that, waah waah waah”
“d-mnit, you are such a cantankerous gnome! you wanna go stand in my yard and hold a candel? or maybe live in a tree?”
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