Cantankerous Mailman
the act of force-feeding popsicles, ice cream, milk, milkshakes, or any other exceedingly cold consumable to a b-tch, ho, or any other gender-impaired (i.e. female) person in hopes of giving them brainfreeze as a make-due date-rape. usually used as a last resort if the roofies are not available, or one is simply low on funds.
steven tyler: man, that b-tch is off the heezy. tell me you remembered my roofie-bagels.
steven tyler’s -ssistant: i’m sorry sir, they’re still in the toaster at home.
steven tyler: sh-t. well, did you at least bring an -ss-load of dippin’ dots?
steven tyler’s -ssistant: sure did. are you thinking…
both: cantankerous mailman!
steven tyler: now that’s what i call sweet emotion.
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