canteen grenade
a common military anti boredom tool. produced when you take the mre heater and drop it into a half full, plastic canteen. as the canteen is air tight for chemical warfare purposes, the pressure will build until it explodes. not very devistating, but a very nice pop in the middle of the night!
“why is spc dingleberry emptying all of those latrines?”
“yeah, he rolled an canteen grenade into sgt tinyd-cks tent last night after he caught him having cyber s-x with his wife.”
“d-mn.”
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