cantelope
a fruit that is only good for f-cking
me-you know you could just have s-x with fruit
eli-with fruit?
me- yeah like maybe a peach, or a kiwi, it is already fuzzy
charlie-not a kiwi!
me-why
charlie-because it has like million tiny seeds, and you have a urethra
whitney-plus it doesn’t really seem long enough
me-maybe like three kiwis all together?
charlie-no kiwi
me- ok, maybe like a cantelope then, low citrus content, nice texture, and n-body eats those nasty b-st-rds anyway
eli-yeah, cantelopes are only good for f-cking
charlie-fruit rapist
huge or abnormally large br–sts. usually is a good thing to have these on a girl
d-mn, that ho had some cantelopes on her!
a term for a woman who can’t find her own man to marry that she insists on pursuing and/or taking someone elses.
~hey what she up to?
chasing tim.
~isn’t he summers boyfriend?
yeah.
~oh she’s a f-cking cantelope!
such a sl-t.
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