Canters Day
canters day is a united states holiday observed on the friday before memorial day. canters day was founded in 2009 and although it holds no religious or political significance, it is celebrated by a growing number of people each year.
the official song of canters day is “4day weekend” by bandway. the significance being that canters day is often used by many in congruence with memorial day to create a “4-day weekend”.
contrary to those trying to ascertain the origins being the holiday, canters day has no relationship to horses, waltzes, the city of canterbury or anyone with the last name canter.
“did you take off work for canters day?”
“h-ll yea. 4-day weekend!”
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