Canton Bitch
any female born, raised, and or currently living in the city of canton mi who feels ent-tled to every f-cking thing in this world. the age bracket for these b-tches typically range from early to mid twenties. these wastes of life’s have never obtained gainful employment or paid a single bill. they ride the coat tails of there poor mothers and fathers leeching every dime they can from them. these b-tches are only good for there mouths, v-g-n-s, r-ct-ms and male seed disposal.
“wow that’s a very nice car? what’s the payment like?” “oh i don’t knowwwwwww my dad pays for it!, quit talking to me creep!” “f-cking canton b-tch”
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