Canvey Boy
the canvey boy is a rare and endangered species. originated from canvey island, ess-x the species roams the streets of london hunting his prey. commonly found on the set of eastenders or at a “bar” in soho the species is easily identifiable by its distinct ginger hair.
corr dave look at that canvey boy over there, i bet he has ginger p-b-s, lets chat him up.
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