Cao ni ma


in mandarin (chinese for you ignorants) means “f-ck your mom” word for word. very commonly used, cao can be used as a stand-alone word for f-ck. cao ni ma is most commonly used in beijing taxis to aid one in reachign their destination.
“cao ni ma de bi, yi zhi zou, sha bi” -f-ck your mother’s c-nt, go straight you dumb c-nt
literally “gr-ss mud horse” in chinese, the cao ni ma is a rare species of alpaca. the gr-ss mud horse is said to be the dominant species which lives within the mahler gobi desert (ma le ge bi).

variants include the lush gr-ss mud horse (wo cao ni ma), which can only eat fertile gr-ss, known as wo cao.
cao ni ma ‘s, or “f-ck your mother” in chinese, inhabit the mahler gobi desert, or “your mother’s c-nt”

the lush gr-ss mud horse variant, or “i f-cked your mother”, eats only fertile gr-ss, or “i f-ck”
means either “gr-ss mud horse” or “f-ck your mother” depending on which signs you use to write it in chinese. due to chinas strong internet censorship you can’t write the line as “f-ck your mother”, but it’s fine if you mean “gr-ss mud horse”.
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