capalert.com
homepage of the “childcare action project,” an endeavor by a fairly extreme christian ministry to let parents determine just which movies g-d doesn’t want their children to watch. has hundreds of detailed movie reviews, noting everything that goes against the bible, no matter how slight, so that you know every single reason why it’s probably a bad idea to let a five-year old watch jason x. not all movies reviewed are scored; the reviewer sometimes is too offended to watch the whole movie in extreme cases like 8mm, jack-ss: the movie (a name he even refuses to spell out), the birdcage, and matilda.
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