Cape Cod Blonde


– generic, attractive, stepford-wife-esque blonde haired waspy girl with no distinguishable personality traits or unique features. refers often to her parents wealth as if her own. usually easy to bed.

– clone like blonde (attractive but not memorable) whose family might own a summer home in cape cod. features include sun bleeched hair, leathery skin and perfect teeth. attire consists of teevas, shorts and a fleece over a tank top.

not to be confused with california blondes but similar in their trophy wife status on the east coast.
“hey how was your date?”

“she was cute but a total cape cod blonde.”

“that sucks. at least she put out.”

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