Cape Cod Chowdah
when your partner is giving you head on a boat and you c-m into their mouth. as the boat is tacking, the boom will hit them in the head and (this is the tricky part) you must hold them underwater until they swallow the mixture of water and s-m-n. as you give them mouth-to-mouth cpr you drink the mixture of sea water s-m-n and vomit. when you eventually throw it all up, you make your partner (who is now conscious) drink the mixture. all the while a lobster is pinching their -n-s.
jim’s mom has a fear of the ocean ever since she got cape cod chowdah’d by the sailing team.
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