cape face
the face one acquires living south of rt 3. the ruddy complexion of alcoholism mixed with salty sea air and oxycontin theft. white trash eyes are a plus, but not necessary.
i got so drunk last night i woke up in bed with this cape faced girl. i ran out immediately and went to dunkin’ donuts.
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