cape girls

preppy, crazy, fun.a real cape girl can drink any other girl under the table. most likely will kick your -ss in bei ruit or flip cup. doesn’t mind p-ssing on the beach or in the woods. is usually found at a house party, a bon fire on the beach, or fish bowling a car with 4 other cape girls in her own driveway.
cape girls are wicked awesome!
cape girls (noun, adj. adv. basically can be anything you like) describes a unique breed of young women like no other. they are born and raised to swim, drink, play in the sand, and live life to the fullest like it’s always summer. their life is your vacation. they know the cape is still fun in the winter because they aren’t just tourists. they know every beach there is and have partied on all of them. they can go drink for drink with anyone at anytime. they take drinking games as serious as the olympics i.e they will wreck you at whatever game you throw at them all while looking cute in a bikini. find them at the beach, on a sailboat, by a bonfire, but wherever you find them make sure you don’t let them go. cape girls are a keep!
hot girls with cold beers in hand at all time- the 8th world wonder
1) a young female who requires only a small amount of alcohol in order to begin making out.
2)a young woman who lacks s-xual scruples.
1) look at that girl over there mackin’ it with the football team! how much did she drink? one beer? g-d, she’s such a cape girl!
2)person a: who in their right mind would find greasy white dudes who appropriate black culture attractive?
person b: i dunno, probably cape girls.
a group of girls who are completely dependent on their friends that they can’t even get out and do something with their lives.

they act like life is just an extension of high school.

they are so needy for attention, yet so boring, that they will drink to have something to talk/brag about.

they can usually be found in the same boring places drinking and looking pretty trashy.
you’ll find that they say things like, “cape cod love”, “i love my gurrrrllss”, “good times”, “they say you only live once….but when you live like us – once is enough…” and other brainless phrases.
small town stuck up girls that think they are the sh-t since they are from cape cod- but reality check most ppl from places that actually are happening don’t even know what cape cod is
cape girl says “i don’t want to cross the bridge because there might actually be something to do over it and some ppl who aren’t exactly like me and white”
fat, very loud, shrill voices. smokes way too much pot to p-ss high school. usually quite fat, loves to party on the beach and let it all (mainly her gut) hang out. can drink about 6 beers before she can’t stand anymore and has s-x with a wigger whose pants can fit easily 5 to 6 more people in them. fat.
d-mn man, look at that fat sl-t over there. just because she’s blonde and fake tanned doesn’t mean she’s hot – typical cape girl.
cape girls are girls who think they are better than every other girl in ma, and every other girl in the world. little do they know, they are sadly mistaken. they are snotty, selfish girls who are only concerned about being thin and their tans. guys see right through them. they are the most horrific group of girls you will ever encounter, so beware. all other girls in the world think they are pathetic, and the joke is really on them. keep bleaching the hair ladies, the joke is on you!
sn-bbish, selfish, need to grow up

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